#11: “Quickly Closed Off” by Captive Portal


Captive Portal
Quickly Closed Off
Release Date: December 21, 2015
Label: Bump Foot / Captive Portal Music
Catalog #: bump205 / 0011.CP006


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Tracklist:
01. Band Documentary (The Introduction)
02. Stuck In A Van (The Tour)
03. Band Hiatus (The Reflection)
04. Reunion Rumours (feat. The Completely Sober Band)


Description:
“Here comes the first EP by Captive Portal from Chicago, Illinois. Quickly Closed Off is 4-track minimal/techno EP. From the song titles, you would come up with a story about a life and death of a band. Captive Portal has 4 free releases coming out every Monday in this month : Laughing Turkeys, Lecture Tomb, Quickly Closed Off and Bloke Sitting.” – Bump Foot


Credits:
The Completely Sober Band is a straight edge kid making really trippy dance music.

All music & artwork by: Zach Bridier

Tracks 2 & 4: All sounds are original. No software synths and no audio from third parties were used in this recording.

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#10: “Lecture Tomb” by Captive Portal


Captive Portal
Lecture Tomb
Release Date: December 14, 2015
Label: Mahorka / Captive Portal Music
Catalog #: mhrk166 / 0010.CP005


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Tracklist:
01. Lecture Tomb


Description:
Every January, a group of philosophers met in a cave somewhere in Colorado. They got together for three days to think and philosophize about life and the universe around them. However, the 1887 meeting became a fateful one. The three day event became a week long discussion about life beyond this world. During this time, they disregarded the essentials of life, such as eating and sleeping. Therefore, all of whom were attending this event suffocated themselves to death in their own philosophy. This unnamed cave became their tomb.


Credits:
Lecture Tomb was composed on two separate occasions: September 30 & November 4, 2015.

Music by: Zach Bridier
Artwork by: Angel Draganov

All sounds are original. No software synths and no audio from third parties were used in this recording.

#9: “Laughing Turkeys” by Captive Portal


Captive Portal
Laughing Turkeys
Release Date: December 7, 2015
Label: Kittenrock / Captive Portal Music
Catalog #: KR073 / 0009.CP004


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Tracklist:
01. Intro For A Nonexisting Video Game
02. Laughing Turkeys (Doom Doooooo)
03. =ike
04. Step, Step, Step
05. Some Sort Of Secret Level
06. Is It Minus 5?


Description:
“The second track had me cracking up with some crazy frog feelings and then there is a funky one and then a weird one and its xhrist mas as well. Also includes original tracker files.” – Kittenrock


Credits:
All songs written by Zach Bridier from 2008-2015
Zach also did the artwork

“Laughing Turkeys” features the voices of Elizabeth Bridier & Kandace Faber from a Snapchat video.

#7: “Keep You Safe (Captive Portal Remix)” by Fire To The Stars


Fire To The Stars
Keep You Safe (Captive Portal Remix)
Release Date: July 14, 2015
Label: Mahorka / Captive Portal Music
Catalog #: mhrk162 / 0007.CPR01


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Tracklist:
01. Keep You Safe (Captive Portal Remix)


Description:
“Mahorka is participating in the first Netlabel Day (2015) with a very special release from the band Fire to the Stars – an album of reworked and exclusive tracks featuring Captive Portal, Parchim, nobodisoundz, hNIL, Wayab, Willy Stamati and Josh Buche!” – Mahorka


Credits:
Original by Fire to the Stars.
Remix was done by Zach Bridier.

#5: “Somethign Abbadat” by Captive Portal


Captive Portal
Somethign Abbadat
Release Date: December 29, 2014
Label: Mahorka / Captive Portal Music
Catalog #: mhrk150 / 0005.CP003


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Tracklist:
01. Pause Zit If IV Shadow
02. Familiar Tickle
03. Toe Icky Boards
04. Egg Zit Pay Pairs
05. T-Shirts Silly Bus
06. We Are Dimples
07. Thee Gain BarbieQ


Description:
A very short and strange hip-hop EP with lots of glitches and randomness.


Credits:
Used bits and pieces from:
You Hate Movies Podcast Episode 1: “Frozen” is thematically inappropriate for its target audience.
youhatemovies.com

The Gnar: Great White
thegnarwaals.bandcamp.com

Produced & Mixed & Artwork by: Zach Bridier
Mastered by: Simon Haycock